Thursday, June 10, 2010

Off

S.: - Mira, que chico lindo.
Me: -Si.
S.: - Que ojos... azules...
Me: - Si, lo he visto.
S.: - Y rubio ! Tan rubio !
Me: - Aham.
S.: - Tan alto ! Ay, pero como son altos los chicos de aqui.
Me: - Shhh.
S.: - Aaaah ! Mujer, que maravilla !
Me: - Todo es relativo.
S.: - Pero ese chico...
Me.: - Cuidado. Muchos holandeses compreeenden as veces espanol...
S.: - Que ? No ! Impossible.
Me: - Si !
S.: - NO ! El no reacciona. No percebe nada. No nos mira.
Me: - Bueno. Vamos a pagar.

Me: - Goede middag.
(El chico lindo, de ojos azules, rubio y alto):
- Goede middag. 2 cappuccinos, 1 muffin...
Verder nog iets ? Nee ? Het wordt dan 6 euro graag.
Me: - Alstublieft.
S.: - Anita, y no hay cucharas ?
(El chico lindo, de ojos... etc.): -Si, hay. Aqui. Algo mas ?
S.: - !!!!

An afternoon dedicated to real friendship.

You will need:
2 talkative women;
4 cappuccinos;
2 cubes of sugar;
2 muffins;
2 glasses of wine;
3 sigs;
1 rainy afternoon (optional)
some paper napkins for occasional origamis.

Mix well until you get zillions of laughings. Tested and approved. I recommend it.
I believe in virtual friendships, I really do. In a certain way they can be very fulfilling and joyous. But you know what ? Photos lie. Films lie. Even mirrors lie. And I like hearing accents and entonations, I like observing the body language, the twinkle in the eye, the insecurities and pauses, the eventual goose bumps, confessing our human flaws... There's nothing like seeing your good old friends in flesh and blood !

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